I hope I'm never so poor that I have to resort to eating land salt like some kinda goddamn idiot.
You're learning quickly, comrade.
*Seinfeld voice* that's a shame.
Will he also get cat whisker face paint and a balloon sword?
Our president's brain is made of soft cheese.
There are only 19 countries in the G20, plus a representative of the EU.
When you've suddenly vomited into your mouth and you don't want to let it spill out but you also don't want to swallow it.
When a witch says your tongue has to float in the middle of your mouth without touching anything or you'll die.
subj: super secret colludey russia stuff. !DO NOT SCREENSHOT AND TWEET!
[don jr screenshots and tweets it]
and Jesus said, "Grab them by the pussy."
If they joined ISIS to obtain powerful artifacts that's their beliefs and you gotta respect that.
Trump is a walking commercial for the dangers of untreated syphilis.
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