Wes Womack @west3rn

http://raisehelldrinkbeer.com/

I hope I'm never so poor that I have to resort to eating land salt like some kinda goddamn idiot.

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You're learning quickly, comrade.
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You're learning quickly, comrade.

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*Seinfeld voice* that's a shame.
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*Seinfeld voice* that's a shame.

Will he also get cat whisker face paint and a balloon sword?
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Will he also get cat whisker face paint and a balloon sword?

Our president's brain is made of soft cheese.
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Our president's brain is made of soft cheese.

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There are only 19 countries in the G20, plus a representative of the EU.
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There are only 19 countries in the G20, plus a representative of the EU.

When you've suddenly vomited into your mouth and you don't want to let it spill out but you also don't want to swallow it.
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When you've suddenly vomited into your mouth and you don't want to let it spill out but you also don't want to swallow it.

When a witch says your tongue has to float in the middle of your mouth without touching anything or you'll die.
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When a witch says your tongue has to float in the middle of your mouth without touching anything or you'll die.

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from: Therussians@russia.net 
subj: super secret colludey russia stuff. !DO NOT SCREENSHOT AND TWEET!
[don jr screenshots and tweets it]
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from: Therussians@russia.net subj: super secret colludey russia stuff. !DO NOT SCREENSHOT AND TWEET! [don jr screenshots and tweets it]

and Jesus said, "Grab them by the pussy."
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and Jesus said, "Grab them by the pussy."

If they joined ISIS to obtain powerful artifacts that's their beliefs and you gotta respect that.
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If they joined ISIS to obtain powerful artifacts that's their beliefs and you gotta respect that.

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Trump is a walking commercial for the dangers of untreated syphilis.
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Trump is a walking commercial for the dangers of untreated syphilis.

GOAT
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GOAT

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