Update: My mom called because she's concerned I'll get death threats since my name is attached to this. Link in bio!
My new iPhone game is out! 🇺🇸 Trump Toilet Toss: A Satisfying Meditation 🚽 Link to download is in my bio. Thanks, everybody!
Apple approved my app! I'll launch it tomorrow unless I find any last minute issues like it's melting phones or anything. Watch out for more info and a download link tomorrow! (Sorry for now, Android losers jkjk.)
I made a little game for your telephone and Apple is looking and I'm so nervous they'll reject it for being too stupid. (Please note I rated it for 9 and above only. I'm not a monster.)
I haven't posted anything in a long time so please accept this very tall building I found as an offering to you.
Fake news repost from @approximatenews. Go follow that if you want more of this kind of thing.
Live without regret. Also don't biff in front of construction workers cause they'll roast ya. #beautiful#flowers#nyc