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Website design/development, & mktg. Star Wars, comic art, Cubs, Retro video games, & bad jokes. Creator of poorly-drawn & thusly abandoned comics.

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Happy birthday to @garfield_real! Jim Davis launched the strip on this date in 1978. Garfield is the first strip I fell in love with, back in 5th grade. I wanted to be just like Davis, deciding then to go to Ball State University. Eventually I thought better of it. Though I still wouldn't mind being him—either Davis or Garfield.
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Happy birthday to @garfield_real! Jim Davis launched the strip on this date in 1978. Garfield is the first strip I fell in love with, back in 5th grade. I wanted to be just like Davis, deciding then to go to Ball State University. Eventually I thought better of it. Though I still wouldn't mind being him—either Davis or Garfield.

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Crumb—and an unexpected feature for a restaurant bathroom.
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Crumb—and an unexpected feature for a restaurant bathroom.

Educate yourself. #burrito #burritolife
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Educate yourself. #burrito #burritolife

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As a part-time designer with a Journalism degree, I get this all the time watching movies.
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As a part-time designer with a Journalism degree, I get this all the time watching movies.

I passed a trailer hauling a log cabin on the way into work this morning. That must be how Abraham Lincoln moved from Indiana to Illinois. #honestabe #abelincoln #logcabin #haulinglogs
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I passed a trailer hauling a log cabin on the way into work this morning. That must be how Abraham Lincoln moved from Indiana to Illinois. #honestabe #abelincoln #logcabin #haulinglogs

1. Someone needs to travel back in time to the Picture Pages era and castrate Cosby. 2. I still want a Mortimer Marker. Like really bad. 3. Do you think the courtroom artist is using a Mortimer Marker? Having the marker's distinctive sound emit during the trial would be Grade-A trolling.
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#mortimermarker #mortimerichabodmarker #picturepages #billcosby #timetravel #castration #courtroomartist
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1. Someone needs to travel back in time to the Picture Pages era and castrate Cosby. 2. I still want a Mortimer Marker. Like really bad. 3. Do you think the courtroom artist is using a Mortimer Marker? Having the marker's distinctive sound emit during the trial would be Grade-A trolling. . . . #mortimermarker #mortimerichabodmarker #picturepages #billcosby #timetravel #castration #courtroomartist

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One of my more successful* Twitter moments.
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*Debatable #trump #wailingwall #resist #grabherbythepussy #demagogue
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One of my more successful* Twitter moments. . . . *Debatable #trump #wailingwall #resist #grabherbythepussy #demagogue

Is it just me or does George Clinton look like an Afro Ewok here? (For the record, Parliament's "Flash Light" is one of my all-time favorite songs.)
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#parliament #parliamentfunkadelic #georgeclinton #flashlight #ewok #afroewok #picturesleeve
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Is it just me or does George Clinton look like an Afro Ewok here? (For the record, Parliament's "Flash Light" is one of my all-time favorite songs.) . . . #parliament #parliamentfunkadelic #georgeclinton #flashlight #ewok #afroewok #picturesleeve

Sleeping with a blanket atop two pillows. No, she's not spoiled. Why do you ask?
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#rooniegram #toypoodle #spoiled #pamperedpooch #fruffers
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Sleeping with a blanket atop two pillows. No, she's not spoiled. Why do you ask? . . . #rooniegram #toypoodle #spoiled #pamperedpooch #fruffers

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I'm about to thrill my gorilla and/or feed my Frankenstein. Thanks for the sale @fkn_mishi!
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#marvelcomics #marvelpremiere #alicecooper #bronzeagecomics #marvelbronzeage #1979
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I'm about to thrill my gorilla and/or feed my Frankenstein. Thanks for the sale @fkn_mishi! . . . #marvelcomics #marvelpremiere #alicecooper #bronzeagecomics #marvelbronzeage #1979

Check out this customized SVU I recently saw. It was a tribute to both Spider-Man AND Elvis Presley. I dubbed it "Your friendly neighborhood king of rock 'n roll."
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Check out this customized SVU I recently saw. It was a tribute to both Spider-Man AND Elvis Presley. I dubbed it "Your friendly neighborhood king of rock 'n roll."

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