TJ Clark @tjclark

http://twitter.com/tjclark

Single Dad, Writer, Performer, Stand Up Comic, Storyteller, Music Curator, Director, Host, Okie, Tulsa via OKC, Fat AF but trying for just fat.

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If I had a dollar for every unread email, I'd hire someone to go to work for me so I could stay home and have the time to still not check these emails.
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If I had a dollar for every unread email, I'd hire someone to go to work for me so I could stay home and have the time to still not check these emails.

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Just realized all I ever post over here is promotional stuff. What a horrible piece of shit I've become. My own worst nightmare. I promise to do better, IG. Until then.... come see me at my comedy and storytelling shows!!! πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ’πŸ»πŸ˜ŽπŸ”₯ #comedy #standup #storytelling #mediawhore #BadAtPR #tulsacomedy
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Just realized all I ever post over here is promotional stuff. What a horrible piece of shit I've become. My own worst nightmare. I promise to do better, IG. Until then.... come see me at my comedy and storytelling shows!!! πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ’πŸ»πŸ˜ŽπŸ”₯ #comedy #standup #storytelling #mediawhore #BadAtPR #tulsacomedy

When your comedy show is a script in the teleprompter. (Tonight and Saturday 8pm at The Comedy Parlor!) @iamdeacon @shawnapants247 @landrysmiller @evanbhughes #tulsacomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #thingstodointulsa #tulsa
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When your comedy show is a script in the teleprompter. (Tonight and Saturday 8pm at The Comedy Parlor!) @iamdeacon @shawnapants247 @landrysmiller @evanbhughes #tulsacomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #thingstodointulsa #tulsa

I'm keeping busy these next few days to forget that this beautiful body is turning another year older on April 2, when I'll be celebrating by spinning records and eating breakfast tacos. Come party with me, you gorgeous buffoons! #tulsa #livecomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #tulsacomedy #vinylbrunch #thingstodointulsa
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I'm keeping busy these next few days to forget that this beautiful body is turning another year older on April 2, when I'll be celebrating by spinning records and eating breakfast tacos. Come party with me, you gorgeous buffoons! #tulsa #livecomedy #comedy #standupcomedy #tulsacomedy #vinylbrunch #thingstodointulsa

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Lots of comedy firsts coming up for me this month. First out of state show. First roast battle. First show at the world famous Soundpony. Also plan to hit that Monday @furshoptulsa open mic as much as possible. MmmHmmarch! #tulsacomedy #standupcomedy #tulsa #comedy #livecomedy
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Lots of comedy firsts coming up for me this month. First out of state show. First roast battle. First show at the world famous Soundpony. Also plan to hit that Monday @furshoptulsa open mic as much as possible. MmmHmmarch! #tulsacomedy #standupcomedy #tulsa #comedy #livecomedy

Tonight we rants.
I would drop the mic,
But there is no mic, 
So just might drop my pants.
They're usually falling down anyway. #standupcomedy #tulsa #tulsacomedy #fattuesday #chubbytuesday
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Tonight we rants. I would drop the mic, But there is no mic, So just might drop my pants. They're usually falling down anyway. #standupcomedy #tulsa #tulsacomedy #fattuesday #chubbytuesday

Disturbing New Trend In The Clark Household: This feels like a defiant statement. They're gonna exert the energy to remove the empty toilet paper roll and dispose of it properly, but instead of putting on a new roll, which is a mere arm's length away, this rebel put the pin back bare, like a springy middle finger that says, "fend for yourself, fam." #trumpsamerica #crying #protestpoops
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Disturbing New Trend In The Clark Household: This feels like a defiant statement. They're gonna exert the energy to remove the empty toilet paper roll and dispose of it properly, but instead of putting on a new roll, which is a mere arm's length away, this rebel put the pin back bare, like a springy middle finger that says, "fend for yourself, fam." #trumpsamerica #crying #protestpoops

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My aux cord is only playing out of one speaker and it's making me lose my marbles. But if I hold my phone with my right hand, press the plug into my stomach and hold my breath, it plays correctly. Every time I catch my breath, though, the music cuts out and my blood pressure goes up. Here's where I'll be this week if you wanna come ask me how to live life deliciously. #comedy #standup #tulsa #tulsacomedy #livecomedy
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My aux cord is only playing out of one speaker and it's making me lose my marbles. But if I hold my phone with my right hand, press the plug into my stomach and hold my breath, it plays correctly. Every time I catch my breath, though, the music cuts out and my blood pressure goes up. Here's where I'll be this week if you wanna come ask me how to live life deliciously. #comedy #standup #tulsa #tulsacomedy #livecomedy

There's a new comedy open mic in Tulsa at The Fur Shop on Monday nights. Hosted by the homies @channelfourandahalf. This rules face because (A) Mondays are my Saturdays. (2) I've got new material in need of some gestating. (III) Friends, which could include you. Join us. Sign ups start at 7p or just come at 7:30p to watch. Cost: zero monies. #standup #comedy #tulsacomedy #oklahoma #openmic
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There's a new comedy open mic in Tulsa at The Fur Shop on Monday nights. Hosted by the homies @channelfourandahalf. This rules face because (A) Mondays are my Saturdays. (2) I've got new material in need of some gestating. (III) Friends, which could include you. Join us. Sign ups start at 7p or just come at 7:30p to watch. Cost: zero monies. #standup #comedy #tulsacomedy #oklahoma #openmic

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ATTN Tulsa Comedy Fans: Yours truly has two shows tonight, doubling the chance of me giving you a sweaty hug. #tulsa #oklahoma #standup #comedy #textgram #selfpromotingbastard
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ATTN Tulsa Comedy Fans: Yours truly has two shows tonight, doubling the chance of me giving you a sweaty hug. #tulsa #oklahoma #standup #comedy #textgram #selfpromotingbastard

ME: What'd you get at the dollar store?

SCOUT: Fake coins. Fake boom box. Fake nerf gun. Fake nerf gun bullets. Pill box for my daily Fun Dip rations. This fake candle. Y'know, typical dollar store stuff.
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ME: What'd you get at the dollar store? SCOUT: Fake coins. Fake boom box. Fake nerf gun. Fake nerf gun bullets. Pill box for my daily Fun Dip rations. This fake candle. Y'know, typical dollar store stuff.

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