Director/CoWriter of one of two David Sedaris films.
Worse to joke about killing one person or actively try to kill everyone? #trump #parisaccord
I wonder if the younger generation gets to pick this up without the corresponding thought.
Everyone takes a bean pic at millennium park. Everyone. #chicago #hamiltonchi #bean
If you press the "Start" button on this silver jellybean thing it goes apeshit.#chicago #hamiltonchi
It's only cold in Chicago if you don't realize you're going to Chicago. To watch Hamilton. Again. #hamiltonchi #chicago
If the keyboard deserved that green check I'd be able to type "I love this fucking computer" instead of "uck are you ucking with me? My AppleCare expired a ucking month ago?"
But why is the F key broken? Solidarity I guess.
Sometimes, but not always.
The blue tarp on this X-wing will be great for rain. Less so for the cold vacuum of space. #rogueone
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