Alex Apatoff Besen @nicefunalex

"What I hate most in life is selfies." - Karl Lagerfeld (and Alex Apatoff)

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The faces of two children who just realized who their mothers are. #cutiecousins #cavenmichael #theyllmatchuntiltheygotocollege
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The faces of two children who just realized who their mothers are. #cutiecousins #cavenmichael #theyllmatchuntiltheygotocollege

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If only New Trier High School Superintendent Hank Bangsor could see us now! #thrillmette #thescrounge
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If only New Trier High School Superintendent Hank Bangsor could see us now! #thrillmette #thescrounge

I found this terribly lit selfie Idris Elba took on my phone and it has everything I want from a #tbt: nostalgia for a simpler time and the opportunity to be a braggart
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I found this terribly lit selfie Idris Elba took on my phone and it has everything I want from a #tbt: nostalgia for a simpler time and the opportunity to be a braggart

Pro tip: when planning a pool party in your 30s, plan on one bottle of rose per collective months of age of babies in attendance. (It puts the babies right to sleep, as evidenced by the absence of a napping Elizabeth and Joshua.)
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Pro tip: when planning a pool party in your 30s, plan on one bottle of rose per collective months of age of babies in attendance. (It puts the babies right to sleep, as evidenced by the absence of a napping Elizabeth and Joshua.)

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At two months, Josh's hobbies include proving wrong anyone who thinks he might  actually take a nap if you just put him down drowsy but awake, and laughing at recessed lighting.
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At two months, Josh's hobbies include proving wrong anyone who thinks he might actually take a nap if you just put him down drowsy but awake, and laughing at recessed lighting.

It's National Sunglasses Day, and #content doesn't take a break just because I'm on maternity leave.
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It's National Sunglasses Day, and #content doesn't take a break just because I'm on maternity leave.

Making parenting look effortless since May 2, 2017. Happy Father's Day @richb1313!
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Making parenting look effortless since May 2, 2017. Happy Father's Day @richb1313!

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Josh! Be COOL!!! (Happy first birthday James!) 📷 @mrsepassi
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Josh! Be COOL!!! (Happy first birthday James!) 📷 @mrsepassi

Minimally filtered proof that I leave the house once a month (thanks @jcrew for the rosé and the excuse!).
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Minimally filtered proof that I leave the house once a month (thanks @jcrew for the rosé and the excuse!).

Congrats on your Major Baller Achievement @sharonkanter - and thanks for the excuse to see the @people_style team and talk about something other than the last time my child had a significant diaper event!
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Congrats on your Major Baller Achievement @sharonkanter - and thanks for the excuse to see the @people_style team and talk about something other than the last time my child had a significant diaper event!

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Hard to believe this husky child has been our roommate for a month now! He celebrated by throwing a fit when the bottle was empty (we are for sure related).
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Hard to believe this husky child has been our roommate for a month now! He celebrated by throwing a fit when the bottle was empty (we are for sure related).

#tbt to when I lived in California and could successfully wear non-stretch attire #distantmemories
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#tbt to when I lived in California and could successfully wear non-stretch attire #distantmemories

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