I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time. For those five bites or less...I'm free. 🍔
I was scrolling around my phone and stumbled upon this really old recording I made years ago for someone. I saved it as a custom ringtone named “Wet” and it’s a very graphic recording of me farting into the microphone after a night of eating a lot of ice cream. And man, I ate a LOT of ice cream that night. Anyways...we took photos at work today for the company website.
She’s come a long way since being some random girl I met in a chatroom, to our first time meeting at Kogi BBQ, to my Red Roses Prom date, to now Mrs. Cathy Mai. So happy to witness the beginning of the next chapter of her happily ever after at #MaiLoveLeWedding. ❤️ I found love in the form of an awesome server dude with a man bun hookin’ me up all f’ing night with these bomb ass mini burger sliders. And shout out to baby Chanel for not showing up; your chicken tenders were delicious. #btvfam
🎈Happy 3rd Birthday, @KogiBryant! 🎈 For every Like he gets, I will pet him on the head and tell him he's a good boy. 🙂
Chilaquiles with black beans, cotija, sunny side up egg, and tomatillo. ☀️
Spicy Dogzilla by @DogzillaHotdogs — spicy grilled cajun pork link topped with grilled onions, avocado, spicy Japanese mayo, teriyaki sauce, furikake, and bacon bits. Not gonna lie, I do miss the grilled King's Hawaiian sweet roll bun...but I still get ALL the flavor. #Keto
My new office mug.
Oh pizza, you're so funny. ❤️
Filet Mignon be lookin' at me like 😍😍😍
Santa Hat #695. Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas! 🎅🏼❤️ Love, Mel & @KogiBryant
It's that time of year!!
Okay fam. Start updating your Facebook defaults. ❤️
I voted for progress. Then voted for buffalo wings. And I'm damn proud to wear these badges of honor on my chest. 🇺🇸 #MURICA