Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger

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I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time. For those five bites or less...I'm free. ๐Ÿ”

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I was scrolling around my phone and stumbled upon this really old recording I made years ago for someone. I saved it as a custom ringtone named โ€œWetโ€ and itโ€™s a very graphic recording of me farting into the microphone after a night of eating a lot of ice cream. And man, I ate a LOT of ice cream that night. Anyways...we took photos at work today for the company website.
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I was scrolling around my phone and stumbled upon this really old recording I made years ago for someone. I saved it as a custom ringtone named โ€œWetโ€ and itโ€™s a very graphic recording of me farting into the microphone after a night of eating a lot of ice cream. And man, I ate a LOT of ice cream that night. Anyways...we took photos at work today for the company website.

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Sheโ€™s come a long way since being some random girl I met in a chatroom, to our first time meeting at Kogi BBQ, to my Red Roses Prom date, to now Mrs. Cathy Mai. So happy to witness the beginning of the next chapter of her happily ever after at #MaiLoveLeWedding. โค๏ธ I found love in the form of an awesome server dude with a man bun hookinโ€™ me up all fโ€™ing night with these bomb ass mini burger sliders. And shout out to baby Chanel for not showing up; your chicken tenders were delicious. #btvfam
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Sheโ€™s come a long way since being some random girl I met in a chatroom, to our first time meeting at Kogi BBQ, to my Red Roses Prom date, to now Mrs. Cathy Mai. So happy to witness the beginning of the next chapter of her happily ever after at #MaiLoveLeWedding. โค๏ธ I found love in the form of an awesome server dude with a man bun hookinโ€™ me up all fโ€™ing night with these bomb ass mini burger sliders. And shout out to baby Chanel for not showing up; your chicken tenders were delicious. #btvfam

๐ŸŽˆHappy 3rd Birthday, @KogiBryant! ๐ŸŽˆ For every Like he gets, I will pet him on the head and tell him he's a good boy. ๐Ÿ™‚
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๐ŸŽˆHappy 3rd Birthday, @KogiBryant! ๐ŸŽˆ For every Like he gets, I will pet him on the head and tell him he's a good boy. ๐Ÿ™‚

Chilaquiles with black beans, cotija, sunny side up egg, and tomatillo. โ˜€๏ธ
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Chilaquiles with black beans, cotija, sunny side up egg, and tomatillo. โ˜€๏ธ

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Spicy Dogzilla by @DogzillaHotdogs โ€” spicy grilled cajun pork link topped with grilled onions, avocado, spicy Japanese mayo, teriyaki sauce, furikake, and bacon bits. Not gonna lie, I do miss the grilled King's Hawaiian sweet roll bun...but I still get ALL the flavor. #Keto
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Spicy Dogzilla by @DogzillaHotdogs โ€” spicy grilled cajun pork link topped with grilled onions, avocado, spicy Japanese mayo, teriyaki sauce, furikake, and bacon bits. Not gonna lie, I do miss the grilled King's Hawaiian sweet roll bun...but I still get ALL the flavor. #Keto

My new office mug.
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My new office mug.

Oh pizza, you're so funny. โค๏ธ
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Oh pizza, you're so funny. โค๏ธ

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Filet Mignon be lookin' at me like ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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Filet Mignon be lookin' at me like ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Santa Hat #695. Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผโค๏ธ Love, Mel & @KogiBryant
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Santa Hat #695. Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผโค๏ธ Love, Mel & @KogiBryant

It's that time of year!!
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It's that time of year!!

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Okay fam. Start updating your Facebook defaults. โค๏ธ
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Okay fam. Start updating your Facebook defaults. โค๏ธ

I voted for progress. Then voted for buffalo wings. And I'm damn proud to wear these badges of honor on my chest. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #MURICA
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I voted for progress. Then voted for buffalo wings. And I'm damn proud to wear these badges of honor on my chest. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #MURICA

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