mat whitehead @matwhi

sydney. I thought ponies were baby horses until i was 25. twitter: matwhi

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now a proud owner of F45 merch. celebrating with a green juice that tastes like dirt.
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now a proud owner of F45 merch. celebrating with a green juice that tastes like dirt.

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I didn't realize when wet, this mask heats up. but also.. same.
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I didn't realize when wet, this mask heats up. but also.. same.

excited for using the #guncle tag for the first time. She cried almost immediately after I took this.
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excited for using the #guncle tag for the first time. She cried almost immediately after I took this.

ohana means family, family means no mimosa gets left behind
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ohana means family, family means no mimosa gets left behind

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happy mardi gras sydney β€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ
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happy mardi gras sydney β€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ

niece day for it. β€οΈπŸ’œ
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niece day for it. β€οΈπŸ’œ

ok im ready to go back now ❄️
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ok im ready to go back now ❄️

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Thanks New York. I now understand why you're called the Big Apple. You're delicious, bright red, and best enjoyed as pie. Ok I still don't get it, but I had a brilliant time. β€πŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Thanks New York. I now understand why you're called the Big Apple. You're delicious, bright red, and best enjoyed as pie. Ok I still don't get it, but I had a brilliant time. β€πŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

like a bridge over julie waters
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like a bridge over julie waters

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y e s
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y e s

I did a pee in the Seinfeld diner!
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I did a pee in the Seinfeld diner!

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