An expert of nothing. Host of You Can Do Better on TruTV and author of You Suck at Drinking.
In honor of tonight's #youcandobetter episode about pets (starting on the west coast at 10:30 o @trutv!), I am giving away one of these you can do better bandanas to the person who shares the best pet + bandana photo. Add the #youcandobetter hashtag or @reply me. This is Trooper, @burke747's bandana modeling dog. Please watch, dvr, or iTunes the show! And post your pet + bandana HOT PICS!
Watch @curlycomedy and I cuddle a pig tonight (if that's your thing)! 10:30/9:30c on @trutv or get it on iTunes! Or don't and WE WILL KILL THAT PIG! Ok fine. You called my bluff. We won't be killing any pigs. #youcandobetter#pets
@goodyreid and I are moving and so I'm going through all my old shit in that reminiscing/packing thing one does when one is moving. Found this really specific shirt I made in college. I thought I was VERY SMART in college. Now? I have no idea what becoming intense means; though I still love the phrase. #philosophicalfashion#deleuze#1000plateaus
My lady @goodyreid destroyed me with both the q and the z today. I played Fizz though which I was pretty stoked about. And oh yeah, the warehouse bar in port costa provided its #magic as always.
Next week on #youcandobetter: PETS (of all kinds) watch Tuesday on @trutv 10:30/9:30c I am excited to introduce you all to my man @geareduppup. He is an amazing dude. ALSO: I realize I should be doing these in a square format, but you know what? I LIKE wide! Look at how nice the frame is! You think I'm gonna crop @jonsalmon's handiwork? HOW DARE YOU! Zoom in if you can't read it!
Look, I know I am really going on about the #horsetrack lately. But honestly. If you have a track near you, it is worth a visit on race day. Incredibly fun and there aren't many tracks left. Get a primer on how to bet the ponies tonight 10:30/9:30c on @trutv. Ok ok DONE with show promotion (until next week! Got ya!)
In honor of tomorrow's #youcandobetter, I made this teaser image. We are learning about #gambling. Please watch and/or DVR! It will "pay off" 🤡10:30/9:30c on @trutv
Hung out with my friend @therealtsmadison this evening. She will be on You Can Do Better AUG 15 and believe me: you do not want to miss it; she is THE REAL DEAL and has much to teach. You should prolly add it to your dvr now. #youcandobetter#tsmadison
CAUGHT! @curlycomedy and I playing our favorite game on the You Can Do Better set: Hiding Behind Trophies!
We are shooting four "specials" to be out sometime LATER. Excited to share them; we're having fun. #onset#youcandobetter