There's a goose loose upon my roof. Almighty battle at half 7 this morning. I tried to scare them away (they're threatening a nest on the pontoon) but they squared up to me. Ended up on the roof in my pyjamas. I have no authority, none.
International Pillow Fight Day. I was armed with Donald Plump and Robert Downy Jr.
Competing and performing at the London Gala Ball. Such a great day. Gotta stop looking down, though.