Jumping Joan @joanbenji

You got me feeling like a paradigm.

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"Mom thinks that I look sharper with this other new bow tie. I know that but I hate taking photographs. So I move as fast as I can to make all her photos blur and out of focus." 😼
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"Mom thinks that I look sharper with this other new bow tie. I know that but I hate taking photographs. So I move as fast as I can to make all her photos blur and out of focus." 😼

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Look the amount of treasure I found under my bed. My hair bands had been missing and then I realize the culprit was #dashthecat, who hid all these (plus his comb).
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Look the amount of treasure I found under my bed. My hair bands had been missing and then I realize the culprit was #dashthecat, who hid all these (plus his comb).

"Omg. I actually look pretty cute wearing the cone!" Dash ran past the mirror and did a double take. Standing there for a good few minutes looking at himself.
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"Omg. I actually look pretty cute wearing the cone!" Dash ran past the mirror and did a double take. Standing there for a good few minutes looking at himself.

I would consider a milestone of Dash's life. The brave boy just got sterilized today and yes he has to put up with the "Cone of Shame" for a few days. He is not pleased.
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I would consider a milestone of Dash's life. The brave boy just got sterilized today and yes he has to put up with the "Cone of Shame" for a few days. He is not pleased.

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Me: Dash, you've been on the keyboard for too long.
Dash: You know nothing mom. I'm on a special assignment.
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Me: Dash, you've been on the keyboard for too long. Dash: You know nothing mom. I'm on a special assignment.

Me: Dash boy, hairbands are for girls.
Dash: It's a phase I'm going through, Mom!
#teenagecat #dashthecat
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Me: Dash boy, hairbands are for girls. Dash: It's a phase I'm going through, Mom! #teenagecat #dashthecat

The seller told me that my cat will love the water fountain. But she din make it clear what purpose it is for. Dash loves it but for the wrong purpose. Now he thinks he is in a water park! -.-"
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The seller told me that my cat will love the water fountain. But she din make it clear what purpose it is for. Dash loves it but for the wrong purpose. Now he thinks he is in a water park! -.-"

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#coldplay
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#coldplay

Dash went out to pick Daddy from work! #dashthecat #dontletthecatoutofthebag
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Dash went out to pick Daddy from work! #dashthecat #dontletthecatoutofthebag

Rainy evening cuddles..
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Rainy evening cuddles..

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Dash is just way too active for his own good, or either that he thinks he is a puppy. #ilovemycat #dashthecat
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Dash is just way too active for his own good, or either that he thinks he is a puppy. #ilovemycat #dashthecat

Came out of the shower in the morning and my son presented me with his first ever present for me. #deadbabylizard -.-"
Nonetheless, I'm proud of him. And the house is intact. The lizard tail was about 2 metres away.
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Came out of the shower in the morning and my son presented me with his first ever present for me. #deadbabylizard -.-" Nonetheless, I'm proud of him. And the house is intact. The lizard tail was about 2 metres away.

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