Joseph Kelner @jkelner

Lucille Bluth is my spirit animal.

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Today's to-do list:

Wake up at 11 ✔️
Lay in the sun and burn ✔️
Consume margaritas✔️
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Today's to-do list: Wake up at 11 ✔️ Lay in the sun and burn ✔️ Consume margaritas✔️

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Sometimes we go places for work. Sometimes after work we go to cooler places. This was one of those times.
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Sometimes we go places for work. Sometimes after work we go to cooler places. This was one of those times.

Landing in SLC or landing on Mars? 🚀
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Landing in SLC or landing on Mars? 🚀

I imagine this is what the impending jetlag will feel like. ✌🏻 Korea. It's been real.
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I imagine this is what the impending jetlag will feel like. ✌🏻 Korea. It's been real.

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But really... I'll give you a great deal. There's plenty to go around. 👌🏻😂
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But really... I'll give you a great deal. There's plenty to go around. 👌🏻😂

한국은 동성애자 다
🏮⛩🎨🌈🇰🇷
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한국은 동성애자 다 🏮⛩🎨🌈🇰🇷

I guess this is the Korean equivalent of pictures with the bean in Chicago. 🇰🇷
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I guess this is the Korean equivalent of pictures with the bean in Chicago. 🇰🇷

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Brussels, you're cute and all... But probably cuter in the Summer. See ya some other time. 🙅‍♂️❄️
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Brussels, you're cute and all... But probably cuter in the Summer. See ya some other time. 🙅‍♂️❄️

Oh @delta you are the best. Had 12 minutes to make a connection at ATL and a nice man in a red Porsche was waiting for me upon arrival to shuttle me to the B terminal to make my connection. Thanks for saving the day. 🚗 ✈️
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Oh @delta you are the best. Had 12 minutes to make a connection at ATL and a nice man in a red Porsche was waiting for me upon arrival to shuttle me to the B terminal to make my connection. Thanks for saving the day. 🚗 ✈️

Hi Rio! 👋🏼🌊🇧🇷
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Hi Rio! 👋🏼🌊🇧🇷

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Brazil is gay. 🌈
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Brazil is gay. 🌈

Thankful for these 3 people, red wine, Southern California sunshine and the fact that somehow we all end up matching wherever we go. 🍷🦄
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Thankful for these 3 people, red wine, Southern California sunshine and the fact that somehow we all end up matching wherever we go. 🍷🦄

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