Happy birthday to my 26 years old sis who is still mistaken as my younger sister, thank you for pampering me with good stuffs especially when I forcefully ask you to treat me curry fish head and salted egg prawns. you need to gain 10kg more of fats so that we can be in the same size and share our clothing like other typical sisters do. and those of you who think my sis is easy to be messed with because of her petite figure, you're wrong. only I can bully my sister and no one else can. still love you 亲爱的姐姐, your chic and bully younger sister
for my one and only brother, who tolerated my shit since '93 and taking care of me more than any other brother will do for their sister. thank you for sharing the love from dad and mum so selflessly and always giving in to whatever I want. you're the best brother I could ever ask for because you'll always be there to help me solve my problems, especially finishing up my leftover food. it's okay if you refuse to add me in fb or insta but you cannot refuse to treat the family dinner for your bday and father day. yes, you'll pay for the expensive meals that I'll choose when you're back from Cambodia. so please earn a lot of money so I can rip you off like always. although you wouldn't be able to see this and I am not going to send this to you, but I am proud to tell everyone that you're my brother and one of the two men I will love forever. my one and only (dragon) brother, happy birthday.
will be waiting patiently for you at home,
your demanding cute younger LIM sister