Jeffrey Kalmikoff @jeffrey

http://twitter.com/jeffrey

Designerd, husband, new dad, weirdo. Avid fan: scary movies, loud music, lowbrow art, lists. Frequently mis-tagged in strangers' photos.

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josie x onigiri
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josie x onigiri

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What exactly do you do? 
I buttle, sir. 
Which means what? 
The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy.

Awesome original drawing of Tim Curry as Wadsworth/Mr. Boddy by @cuylersmith from @galleries1988's "Clue" show. Proudly hung in our kitchen, where he belongs.
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What exactly do you do? I buttle, sir. Which means what? The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy. Awesome original drawing of Tim Curry as Wadsworth/Mr. Boddy by @cuylersmith from @galleries1988's "Clue" show. Proudly hung in our kitchen, where he belongs.

goslings
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goslings

pickled onions 🏆
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pickled onions 🏆

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F U C K  C A N C E R
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F U C K C A N C E R

⚡️🐞
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⚡️🐞

🌊
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🌊

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🔊 this girl loves to dance. her taste in music is questionable.
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🔊 this girl loves to dance. her taste in music is questionable.

I will make it through a full day without bleeding from my head if it kills me.
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I will make it through a full day without bleeding from my head if it kills me.

and then she turned 1.
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and then she turned 1.

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being alive has its inconveniences.
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being alive has its inconveniences.

tfw your name dot work and party are both available and party is on sale
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tfw your name dot work and party are both available and party is on sale

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