hannah_mary @hannah_mary

I'm passionate about everything, but I know absolutely nothing about anything.

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What's the big deal? She's gonna forget the word in 2 seconds... Or she'll repeat it over and over because you can't stop laughing.
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What's the big deal? She's gonna forget the word in 2 seconds... Or she'll repeat it over and over because you can't stop laughing.

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How do I do anything without this woman? I don't... It's called codependency people, look it up.
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How do I do anything without this woman? I don't... It's called codependency people, look it up.

I present to you: Food stuffed with food, on top of a bed of food. A couple favourites from tonight's 5-course.
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I present to you: Food stuffed with food, on top of a bed of food. A couple favourites from tonight's 5-course.

We say we love "people watching"... But doesn't that just translate to sitting by the wharf and mocking American tourists for their white shoes and khaki shorts?
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We say we love "people watching"... But doesn't that just translate to sitting by the wharf and mocking American tourists for their white shoes and khaki shorts?

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And it only took me 3 hours to produce one damn quarter cup of pomegranate juice caviar!
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And it only took me 3 hours to produce one damn quarter cup of pomegranate juice caviar!

Letting go of what others think of me was one of the most freeing decisions that I ever made.
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Letting go of what others think of me was one of the most freeing decisions that I ever made.

So proud of you, baby Gigi. Such a beautiful performance. 
I'm honored that I will forever be the older and less cool version of you.
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So proud of you, baby Gigi. Such a beautiful performance. I'm honored that I will forever be the older and less cool version of you.

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Didn't have time to post on Mother's Day. Too busy watching my mom cook us all a turkey dinner on her special day.
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Didn't have time to post on Mother's Day. Too busy watching my mom cook us all a turkey dinner on her special day.

Today I've gone with a squash coloured lipstick to go with my squash coloured shirt, that matches my squash coloured skin and hair.
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Today I've gone with a squash coloured lipstick to go with my squash coloured shirt, that matches my squash coloured skin and hair.

Jesse's response to Kepmen when he was shocked that I hadn't heard of the 1995 Oklahoma bombing:
"She's a millennial. And she's Hannah, so she's double dumb."
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Jesse's response to Kepmen when he was shocked that I hadn't heard of the 1995 Oklahoma bombing: "She's a millennial. And she's Hannah, so she's double dumb."

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So a Polski, a Christian, and a Taiwanese chick walk into a bar...
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So a Polski, a Christian, and a Taiwanese chick walk into a bar...

Guys, being a basic bitch is way easier than it looks! All you have to do is do exactly what everyone else is doing, but ALLOW yourself to feel unique doing it!! And then share your journey with the world!!!
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Guys, being a basic bitch is way easier than it looks! All you have to do is do exactly what everyone else is doing, but ALLOW yourself to feel unique doing it!! And then share your journey with the world!!!

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