I'M ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL
cannot wait until we get earphones that are built into our ears. my left earlobe is tremendously disfigured man.
it too hot. we need to make like that episode of jimmy neutron and shoot a rocket filled with sunblock at the sun.
if i ever die, cremate me and mix me with coffee grounds. that shot in the morning that gets people going.
i must say, driving barefoot feels so weird. i do not know how cavemen did it then and nascar drivers do it now.
i seize any and every opportunity to admire myself in a reflective surface. so i always hate walking by dirty cars.
i need access to the reviews uber drivers give me. let me know why you didn't like talking about hover boards jim.
look at the sky then at your hands. if you cannot handle this kind of raw power & emotion please unfollow me.
why do police enforce speed limits when the earth is moving at a million miles an hour? we just need to be realer.
can you prove that we can't teleport? drink nothing but distilled water for a month and you'll see what i mean.
if only all the extinct animals hadn't gone extinct, they would probably be able to talk by now. just think about that.
the true test of man looks at how much he can get out of a tube of toothpaste. i am still using a tube from 2003.
the number one greatest thing you can do in all that you do is make it feel like sheets straight out of the dryer.
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