I'M ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL
can you prove that we can't teleport? drink nothing but distilled water for a month and you'll see what i mean.
if only all the extinct animals hadn't gone extinct, they would probably be able to talk by now. just think about that.
the true test of man looks at how much he can get out of a tube of toothpaste. i am still using a tube from 2003.
the number one greatest thing you can do in all that you do is make it feel like sheets straight out of the dryer.
right now i am assessing all of the available options as far as turning myself into a triceratops. will update soon.
i already have a lot of trouble with airport security, but i believe that diamond teeth are worth the extra trouble.
if it's cold outside then buildings should be required to make it cold inside too. my outfits aren't built for indoors.
where i'm at in life i’m still just dropping mixtapes. i have yet to create an album. just wait on it. soundcloud.com
it's hard to believe that it is 2017 and no one has invented something to keep your hands warm while outside.
is it fair that pluto has to live in a dog house while goofy, also a dog, gets to hang and play golf with mickey?
currently turning my twitter into a children's book, with illustrations of course. education is the motivation!
rosa parks sat so martin luther could walk. martin luther walked so barack obama could run. barack obama ran so all the children could fly. time to spread our wings further.
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