Writer. Solo dad. Probably a picture of a dog or a tiny human I made once. Both if nail it. I have a black belt in feelings.
too real but also too great.
summertime and the livin's...well not easy, it's too hot and small children overheat so popsicles but yeah the livin's still pretty great.
ollie and wally.
thanks for letting me enjoy a Hallmark holiday, weirdo. your dad loves you a stupid amount.
tiny giant on tired shoulders.
we're a scosh over moving in again. we are not a scosh over using a plastic toy tree as a mic while rapping in our underpants.
the epilogue. a healthy ego is even pretty okay at two.
run them jewels fast, kiddo.
his future's so bright he's gotta (oh you'd make the joke too, cmon, the main reason you become a dad is the unlimited right to dad jokes).
can't think of a better why to say hi to a new home. and we back. (neh neh neh.)
&Every last one of us. #godubs
this is what it looks like when the least athletic or sporty humans in the world catch fish and feed it to their weird, perfect tiny humans and make @wileyjeffreya cook it because I'm not manly enough to know how.
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