Drew Hoolhorst @drewber

http://drewwriteswords.com/

Writer. Solo dad. Probably a picture of a dog or a tiny human I made once. Both if nail it. I have a black belt in feelings.

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too real but also too great.
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too real but also too great.

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summertime and the livin's...well not easy, it's too hot and small children overheat so popsicles but yeah the livin's still pretty great.
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summertime and the livin's...well not easy, it's too hot and small children overheat so popsicles but yeah the livin's still pretty great.

ollie and wally.
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ollie and wally.

thanks for letting me enjoy a Hallmark holiday, weirdo. your dad loves you a stupid amount.
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thanks for letting me enjoy a Hallmark holiday, weirdo. your dad loves you a stupid amount.

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tiny giant on tired shoulders.
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tiny giant on tired shoulders.

we're a scosh over moving in again. we are not a scosh over using a plastic toy tree as a mic while rapping in our underpants.
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we're a scosh over moving in again. we are not a scosh over using a plastic toy tree as a mic while rapping in our underpants.

the epilogue. a healthy ego is even pretty okay at two.
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the epilogue. a healthy ego is even pretty okay at two.

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run them jewels fast, kiddo.
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run them jewels fast, kiddo.

his future's so bright he's gotta (oh you'd make the joke too, cmon, the main reason you become a dad is the unlimited right to dad jokes).
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his future's so bright he's gotta (oh you'd make the joke too, cmon, the main reason you become a dad is the unlimited right to dad jokes).

can't think of a better why to say hi to a new home. and we back. (neh neh neh.)
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can't think of a better why to say hi to a new home. and we back. (neh neh neh.)

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&Every last one of us. #godubs
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&Every last one of us. #godubs

this is what it looks like when the least athletic or sporty humans in the world catch fish and feed it to their weird, perfect tiny humans and make @wileyjeffreya cook it because I'm not manly enough to know how.
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this is what it looks like when the least athletic or sporty humans in the world catch fish and feed it to their weird, perfect tiny humans and make @wileyjeffreya cook it because I'm not manly enough to know how.

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