32. SF. I'm super into hanging out with cats and eating too much pizza.
New favorite quote, courtesy of badass lady of the day Kristin Beck: "Let's meet face to face and you tell me I'm not worthy." Get 👏🏻 it 👏🏻girl👏🏻
Sooo I effing hate posts like this. A) you're bitching about people being on their phones while you yourself are on your phone. So STFU. B) I DON'T want to talk to strangers on my commute home. I'm not interested in making friends on the bus, and most of the time when you do end up talking to someone they turn out to be friggin creepy or weird. And you can bet your buns that if I didn't have my phone I would still have my big "eff you" headphones on and my nose buried in a book, magazine or newspaper. Because I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. Instead, I get to check in with the funny stuff my friends did today, the cute haircuts they got, the movies they're excited to see. I get to listen to podcasts about interesting things, watch funny YouTube videos, or get deep into a Wikihole about how turtles can breathe through their butts or why the Queen of England loves corgis so much. All of which are so much better than suffering through some stranger telling me their thoughts on how the moon landing was faked. So go smell your own self-righteous farts somewhere else, guy, and lemme just stare into my gadget in peace. You're not as interesting as you think, trust me. 🙄
Downstairs neighbors know what's up.
New shades, who dis?
Well it looks like I'll be buying some new plates from Pier One...