Me, looking into the director's monitor: "Looks really nice. Can we add some stuff around the phone to make it feel natural?"
My boss: "You're fired."
I wrote and directed another short play for @newguardla, which is going up alongside other amazing works next Wednesday. It stars the very talented @claranovich and @yesnadineellis. I am also in it and have been described as adequate for the role. Tickets are free with optional donation to a great indie theatre group. Doors and drinks at 7; show starts at 8. Look at that semi-colon. I'm a writer. Check out the link in my bio for more info.