the amount of times CityMapper gave me a route and it was through some dark and sketchy alleyway and I just went "this is fine"
just how many pictures of people's homes did I take exactly
"'you're obsessed with yourself' and you're not??? sad. tragic."
"The only thing we really have in common between England and America is the language, and even that’s debatable." #specialrelationship
why be a hater when you can just stay hydrated instead
"I need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isn't getting me anywhere"
protect 👏🏼Tony Stark 👏🏼at all costs👏🏼
"'I don't care,' I say caringly, as I care deeply"
me, watching Interstellar: honesTLY this movie could just be like 30 minutes instead of the 2 hrs 40 minutes if they just used Star Wars' hyperdrive technology but OK you do you, Christopher Nolan .. .....
good morning to everybody except the people whose favorite character is Kylo Ren and / or Jar Jar Binks