Brandon Alcott @bzalcott

Marketing Strategist, Entrepreneur, Owner/Manager/Instructor @alcottacademy

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Things I learned by going to the BBQ school lunch (and recess) with Hank:
1.) As for the food, not awful, but I would rather spend the money on tacos from a taco truck. Also, why is there a cafeteria when someone could just park a food truck at the school?
2.) Hank actually knows how to clean up after himself when he eats, including recycling correctly.
3.) I'm not as good at wallball as I thought I was. 
#thesekidsdontknowhowtobarter #doritosaretheworst #wallball #recess
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Things I learned by going to the BBQ school lunch (and recess) with Hank: 1.) As for the food, not awful, but I would rather spend the money on tacos from a taco truck. Also, why is there a cafeteria when someone could just park a food truck at the school? 2.) Hank actually knows how to clean up after himself when he eats, including recycling correctly. 3.) I'm not as good at wallball as I thought I was. #thesekidsdontknowhowtobarter #doritosaretheworst #wallball #recess

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Because sometimes you need more than one hammer to destroy your sister's bike. #righttoolforthejob #tookallmytoolswithoutasking #betterthebikethanthesister
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Because sometimes you need more than one hammer to destroy your sister's bike. #righttoolforthejob #tookallmytoolswithoutasking #betterthebikethanthesister

Raven's having a rough day with the veterinarian... #sarcoidremoval #teethfloating #sorryforalltheblood #ottb #polopony
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Raven's having a rough day with the veterinarian... #sarcoidremoval #teethfloating #sorryforalltheblood #ottb #polopony

Busy night! Jenna had a track meet and Hank a baseball game, then look who they found at the skatepark next to the baseball fields! #tonyhawk #toobadhankdisassembledalltheskateboards
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Busy night! Jenna had a track meet and Hank a baseball game, then look who they found at the skatepark next to the baseball fields! #tonyhawk #toobadhankdisassembledalltheskateboards

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This is how @victoriadeandrea spends her Saturday night watching dressage videos... #dressage #dressageisfunny
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This is how @victoriadeandrea spends her Saturday night watching dressage videos... #dressage #dressageisfunny

I think the kids partied a little too hard last night... #newyearseve #snowexplosivesandcider
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I think the kids partied a little too hard last night... #newyearseve #snowexplosivesandcider

Introducing the kids to important cinema from the 1980's... except they're disappointed that we didn't have flying cars by 2015. #backtothefuture #everyoneisdisappointed
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Introducing the kids to important cinema from the 1980's... except they're disappointed that we didn't have flying cars by 2015. #backtothefuture #everyoneisdisappointed

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Ready for Thanksgiving!  #theresahorseonmypie #turkeycupcakes #ishouldwearadultbibsallthetime
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Ready for Thanksgiving! #theresahorseonmypie #turkeycupcakes #ishouldwearadultbibsallthetime

Mt Hood is casting a shadow! #nofilter #morningcommute #mthood
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Mt Hood is casting a shadow! #nofilter #morningcommute #mthood

The kids are seriously underpaying their taxes... With the candy tax bracket these kids are in, I think it's about time I levy their accounts
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The kids are seriously underpaying their taxes... With the candy tax bracket these kids are in, I think it's about time I levy their accounts

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Victoria had to be responsible and work, so Sierra and I took the ninja turtle and Greek goddess out for some competitive candy stealing. While I was disappointed in their commitment to the sport, I did win the bet with my co-worker (with the kids each getting 6 lbs of candy)!
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Victoria had to be responsible and work, so Sierra and I took the ninja turtle and Greek goddess out for some competitive candy stealing. While I was disappointed in their commitment to the sport, I did win the bet with my co-worker (with the kids each getting 6 lbs of candy)!

Where Jenna will be spending the rest of her life completing missing assignments #parentteacherconference #worststepdadintheworld #needstricterteachers
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Where Jenna will be spending the rest of her life completing missing assignments #parentteacherconference #worststepdadintheworld #needstricterteachers

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