•♠️♥️• We're the guards, the guards of cards. Of cardboard arms of spades and hearts. Don't be fooled we dont wield darts, they're spears they're strong they're extra sharp. What we keep you shall not know, for passing us is not a go. Feeling brave? Well just you wait. Come try your luck, We'll deal your fate.💀 #aliceinwildwood
Hazah! ✨.. Mi lady and I with our finishing pose. We came in at 2nd in this years Ballet dance finals unfortunately. Looks like a 1st if you ask me! Bravo babe, next one is ours x
📞"Hello??.. Yeh nah sorry kids, Captain Planet's on holidays... Yeh just chuck on those f**ken rings right, and do your bit whilst I'm gone... Look, God knows.. Hey!! Stop busting my balls alright!! I'll be back when I'm back!!.."... **line drops** ...