Andy Welfle ✏️ @awelfle

http://woodclinched.com/

San Francisco. Wooden pencil and cat enthusiast. UX Content Strategist at Adobe. Blogger at Woodclinched.com. Co-host of @ErasablePodcast.

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05. 
Sundays are for laying around.
Sleepy cats and old TV abound
Andy Griffith and Barney Fife,
Columbo, plus McMillan and Wife,
Our snack choices are often unsound.
#MorningLimerick
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05. Sundays are for laying around. Sleepy cats and old TV abound Andy Griffith and Barney Fife, Columbo, plus McMillan and Wife, Our snack choices are often unsound. #MorningLimerick

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Printing press porn @theaestheticunion
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Printing press porn @theaestheticunion

Assorted gum? Or @blackwing erasers? @theaestheticunion
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Assorted gum? Or @blackwing erasers? @theaestheticunion

04.  I didn't have time to write one this morning, but here's one from years ago. #MorningLimerick

A birdy of blue, while in flight,
Took a shit on my car, just for spite. 
On the windshield it splattered,
But only half-mattered,
For no one can see it at night.
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04. I didn't have time to write one this morning, but here's one from years ago. #MorningLimerick A birdy of blue, while in flight, Took a shit on my car, just for spite. On the windshield it splattered, But only half-mattered, For no one can see it at night.

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Screenprintong workshop at work today! Any time you can get to do analog art at a tech company is a good day. Photo by @supersonja. // #adobelife @analoglab
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Screenprintong workshop at work today! Any time you can get to do analog art at a tech company is a good day. Photo by @supersonja. // #adobelife @analoglab

Today I have a #MorningLimerick follow-up paying tribute to my new favorite Thursday morning ritual: listening to "Roll Over Easy" on @bffdotfm. It's a bit rough but that's because I wrote it in like three minutes. @ienjoythebeach @lukespray
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Today I have a #MorningLimerick follow-up paying tribute to my new favorite Thursday morning ritual: listening to "Roll Over Easy" on @bffdotfm. It's a bit rough but that's because I wrote it in like three minutes. @ienjoythebeach @lukespray

03. #morninglimerick  As the death ray arose from the ditch,
Dr. Destructo flipped up the switch.
"The world will be mine!" he  bellowed — the swine! —
While the weapon sputtered and glitched.
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03. #morninglimerick As the death ray arose from the ditch, Dr. Destructo flipped up the switch. "The world will be mine!" he bellowed — the swine! — While the weapon sputtered and glitched.

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That last line is a little rough. #MorningLimerick

02.
I like some strength to my coffee. 
Thick and dark, and not light and brothy.
If you just serve it black, 
I won't send it back,
Without it I'm mean like Gaddafi.
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That last line is a little rough. #MorningLimerick 02. I like some strength to my coffee. Thick and dark, and not light and brothy. If you just serve it black, I won't send it back, Without it I'm mean like Gaddafi.

01.
I'm writing a limerick a day.
To get my brain working, I pray. 
I hope that the rhyming
Gives my synapses a priming
And keeps them free from decay.
#MorningLimerick
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01. I'm writing a limerick a day. To get my brain working, I pray. I hope that the rhyming Gives my synapses a priming And keeps them free from decay. #MorningLimerick

I wrote this #everydaycarry limerick for @toffer, but it was too good not to share. #everydaycarrylimericks #EDC
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I wrote this #everydaycarry limerick for @toffer, but it was too good not to share. #everydaycarrylimericks #EDC

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Scenes from last night. I love this damn city. #kittyonmyhead
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Scenes from last night. I love this damn city. #kittyonmyhead

There's some awesome pencil art and signage in the Mission right now! #erasablepodcast
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There's some awesome pencil art and signage in the Mission right now! #erasablepodcast

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