Start him young. Yesterday he kept tripping over a root in the yard. Something his mama wanted taken out a while back because she was afraid he'd get hurt on it. Sooo... give him a hatchet so he doesn't hurt himself on the root.
Ya need Jesus!
How vape'rs look "blown clouds"
Look at that "am I in trouble" face.
He scared himself
Watching Pirates, "Dead Men tell no Tales" sneak preview with the little guy.
@jaynobiwankenobi what about handcuffed you to a tree in the front yard and stripped you down naked?