Never has there been a more accurate depiction of ME than this Amazon order that came today.
Happy Father's Day to my dad and his tiny 80s shorts. He doesn't use social media because I'm pretty sure he still thinks the internet is a fad, so he won't see this, but whatever.
Thanks for giving me my first beer (probably, solo photo of me with a Budweiser for reference), being a weird OCD freak who also basically wears a uniform and hangs up all your t-shirts, and instilling a love for sessionable beers for quality all day drinking (even if the beer you like is total garbage). Love you, Dad.
Last night @pjbondmusic ordered us so much food at Nan Zhou that they literally moved us to a different table because, and I quote, "you ordered too much food, you need a bigger table" and then he sweet talked our way into the Chinese lantern festival so we didn't have to pay the exorbitant entry fee. A+ Saturday, would do again. 🍜🥂🏮
Scenes from a perfect weekend:
1. "I'm going to go sit on this turtle." 🐢
2. Ax throwing skills.
3. Holy shit, I hit the "clutch."
4. Group photo.
5. Group action shot.
6. Score sheet from the first 4 rounds.
TFW you and your guy both wind up in the final four of the ax throwing tournament and then face off against each other. (He won, but it was a real close match.) 😻🏆🎯
I wasn't sure if the "dating an Aquarius starter pack" was going to feel accurate, but then @scariest_bug_ever posted this and YEP, IT ME.
Well, I just discovered FB'S filters (because for some reason instagram's don't show up for me???) and this is my new favorite thing.
Oh my god, these freaks.
Bookstore and diner date with some of my fave LKs.