Alice @alices

Priest; with a penchant for window seats, reluctant running and enthusiastic eating. I am always borrowing animals and children. #notmycat

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Sunday night, kittens and obnoxiously fancy gin.
This is who I am now. 
#fancygin #fancykittens #fancy
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Sunday night, kittens and obnoxiously fancy gin. This is who I am now. #fancygin #fancykittens #fancy

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I DID IT AGAIN 💦🏊🏻‍♀️🐥 and this time I brought you duckling evidence. While I'm no card-carrying wild swimmer yet (I'm only ever two seconds away from fully freaking out THERE IS SOMETHING UNDER THE WATER WHAT IS THAT TOUCHING MY LEG no it's cool I'm cool) I have now swum in a pond twice which shows it wasn't an accident. #butwhatifsomethinginthewaterwantstoeatme #pondsharks
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I DID IT AGAIN 💦🏊🏻‍♀️🐥 and this time I brought you duckling evidence. While I'm no card-carrying wild swimmer yet (I'm only ever two seconds away from fully freaking out THERE IS SOMETHING UNDER THE WATER WHAT IS THAT TOUCHING MY LEG no it's cool I'm cool) I have now swum in a pond twice which shows it wasn't an accident. #butwhatifsomethinginthewaterwantstoeatme #pondsharks

You're not allowed to take photos at the Hampstead Heath Ladies Pond so here is Betsy, who went for a swim in some mud, to commemorate that I ALSO went for a swim today. ON PURPOSE. In a pond. After 5 years of watching Kristin take the plunge in all weathers. 
It was glorious and an actual duckling swam up to say hello 🐥 IS THIS LIFE? #dayoff #simplecountrycurate #butwhatifsomethinginthewaterwantstoeatme?
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You're not allowed to take photos at the Hampstead Heath Ladies Pond so here is Betsy, who went for a swim in some mud, to commemorate that I ALSO went for a swim today. ON PURPOSE. In a pond. After 5 years of watching Kristin take the plunge in all weathers. It was glorious and an actual duckling swam up to say hello 🐥 IS THIS LIFE? #dayoff #simplecountrycurate #butwhatifsomethinginthewaterwantstoeatme?

Quick! Everyone over to mine! It's BBQ weather, my garden is chaotic but miraculously not holding my ineptitude against me, and who needs to meet deadlines anyway? #summer #simplecountrycurate #praisetheLordinthegarden #friyay
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Quick! Everyone over to mine! It's BBQ weather, my garden is chaotic but miraculously not holding my ineptitude against me, and who needs to meet deadlines anyway? #summer #simplecountrycurate #praisetheLordinthegarden #friyay

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Cricket. Summer. Palaces in your back garden. #cricket
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Cricket. Summer. Palaces in your back garden. #cricket

I've been doing all sorts of secretive things in London this week, but being out of the usual parish routine ("routine" oh how she laughed) has given me a good perspective on life. And time with the smaller family members. 
I mean, watching this kid learn to read in 2 weeks flat, and to get rugby tackled by his big sister just because she's pleased to see me, and to have TV dinners with my anti-TV big sister, and to hear about my friends' lives first hand... it's just all very good timing, yeah?
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I've been doing all sorts of secretive things in London this week, but being out of the usual parish routine ("routine" oh how she laughed) has given me a good perspective on life. And time with the smaller family members. I mean, watching this kid learn to read in 2 weeks flat, and to get rugby tackled by his big sister just because she's pleased to see me, and to have TV dinners with my anti-TV big sister, and to hear about my friends' lives first hand... it's just all very good timing, yeah?

Moves for every occasion. #formallunge #yourewelcome
@clairelkennedy looking effortless as always. #love
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Moves for every occasion. #formallunge #yourewelcome @clairelkennedy looking effortless as always. #love

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Why would I post a picture of a toilet, you say? Fair. Because it still makes me laugh every time, that's why. #neveralonewithstealthcat #notmycat #cat
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Why would I post a picture of a toilet, you say? Fair. Because it still makes me laugh every time, that's why. #neveralonewithstealthcat #notmycat #cat

Wishful thinking from a conference room...
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Wishful thinking from a conference room...

My dad you guys. My dad. 😍

#74yearsyoung #goosegrass #auntlife
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My dad you guys. My dad. 😍 #74yearsyoung #goosegrass #auntlife

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Joys of spring.
Or springs of joy.
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Joys of spring. Or springs of joy.

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